The most memorable and hilarious token out there. Now it's time for Mr. Poopoo to shine. After all, everyone poops, so everyone should own some PooPoo coin!
About
"Hey there, it's me, Mr. Poopoo! ๐ฉ๐ฉ
You ever wonder where I came from? Gather 'round, and let me drop you the dirtiest origin story you've ever heard. Remember Pepe ? Yeah, the meme-tastic frog. Well, after consuming an unhealthy amount of digital bugs and trading pressure, Pepe had a slight...'digestive situation'. And voilร ! Out I came, the PooPoo coin - literally Pepe's most fragrant masterpiece๐ฉ
Yeah, I'm a pile of poop, but hereโs the scoop : In the crypto jungle , even a piece poop can sparkle โจ ! Why invest in boring coins when you can back the most honest coin on the market ?!
Now, let's talk moolah and give me a "high five" because the taxes are 5... What, no high five for Mr. Poopoo ? ๐ Oh, you're a tough cookie... Alright, alright, let's tone it down: it's gonna be... wait for it... a whopping 0% on buying and 0% on selling! That's right, zero, zilch, nada! Because when Mr. Poopoo promises a smooth ride, he means no stinky fees !
I'm exactly what I look like, no frills. So, if you're fed up with empty promises and want to join a wacky, hilarious ride... Poopoo coin is the clear choice. Born from the legacy of Pepe, yet carving my own stinky path. And remember: in the crypto universe, anything's possible; even a poop can reach the moon! ๐๐
#JoinThePoopMovement #MrPoopooToTheMoon
HOW TO BUY
Create a wallet
Download metamask or your wallet of choice from the app store or google play store for free. Desktop users, download the google chrome extension by going to metamask.io.
Get Some ETH
have ETH in your wallet to switch to$Poopoo if you don't have any ETH,you can buy directly on metamask,transfer from another wallet, or buy on another exchange and send it to your wallet.
Go to Uniswap
connect to uniswap.go to ap.uniswap.org in google chrome or on the browser inside your metamask app.connect your wallet .paste the $Poopoo token adress into uniswap.select poopoo and confirm. when metamask prompts you for a wallet signature,sign.
Switch ETH for $Poopoo
switch ETH for $Poopoo.we have ZERO taxes so you don't need to worry about buying with a specific slippage, although you may need to use slippage during times of market volatility.
No Fees no crap ๐ Because even Poopoo should be straightforward!
93.1% of the tokens dove straight into the liquidity pool, LP tokens were Burnt, and the contract is renounced. The leftover 6.9%? Safely held in a multi-sig wallet, waiting for its big debut on centralized exchanges, bridges, and more liquidity pools. Dive in, the water's fine!
Buy & Lock: Purchase and lock at least 10 billion PooPoo Coins for a duration of 2 months.
The Earlier, The Better: The sooner you buy the tokens, the more advantageous the price will be. So, get in early for the best deal!
Unlock Anytime After 2 Months: After the 2-month lock-in period, you're free to unlock and access your coins. Regardless of whether we've hit our market cap goal by then, your contest entry remains valid.
The Big Goal: If PooPoo Coin reaches a market cap of $10 million, one lucky participant will be drawn to win the Mystery prize ๐.
One Wallet, One Entry: Each wallet is considered a single entry. So, diversify your holdings across multiple wallets to increase your chances!
Chainlink Integration: To ensure a fair, transparent, and secure draw, we'll be using Chainlink's decentralized oracle network. Your trust and security are our top priorities!
Potential Upside: Locking your coins has its perks! If PooPoo Coin's value skyrockets during the lock-in period, your locked tokens could be worth a fortune.
$POOPOO coin has no association with any other entity. This token is simply a nod to a fun and recognizable concept. $POOPOO is a memorable token with no intrinsic value or expectation of financial return. It's utterly useless, except for laughs and entertainment.